by Uri Dowbenko
'Meet the Fockers': Silly Goys Love Jewsploitation
People sometimes ask me, "Uri, are you Jewish?"
And I say, "No. But I could be. If the price was
That reminds of the time when former Secretary of
State Madeleine Albright "discovered" she was Jewish.
Shortly thereafter, she was invited into some choice
Republican scams like the James Baker shakedown of
Kuwait for Iraqi debt forgiveness.
Now LA Times columnist Joel Stein, trying to explain
the success of "Meet the Fockers" has written a catty
column called "Why Hot, WASPy Chicks Love Jews" (Jan.
Stein however doesn't use the word "goy" or "shiksa"
even once, while he harangues his readers about what
he calls "Jewsplotation."
In Yiddish, "goy" is a non-Jew, while "shiksa" is a
non-Jew female. As in "That blonde shiksa (actress
Kate Capshaw) married Steven Spielberg when he was
only worth $58 million."
"This is embarrassing to admit, but we thought you
didn't like us," Stein whines,in his off-handed
bitch-slap to the ignorant goys of America. "So while
we Jews were controlling the media, we tried to avoid
putting actual Jewish characters in front of you.
Seinfield, sure. But we made George Costanza Italian.
We gave Craig Kilborn a talk show.
"But now that you've spent about $200 million to laugh
at Ben Stiller's mega-Jewish parents dealing with his
WASPy soon-to-be-in- laws in 'Meet the Fockers,' we
feel comfortable showing you our big Jewish selves,"
he continues. "Philosemetism, which is so new we had
to invent a word for it, has led to a whole new genre:
Stein's tongue-in-cheek smugness is self-evident when
he writes, "You let us into your country clubs, gave
us your women and encouraged our most annoyingly
self-righteous member to run for president. So now
that we've assimilated to the point where we're
completely the same as white people, we're trying to
re-create a community by shoving our culture down your
throats. The bizarre part is that the same masses who
saw 'The Passion of the Christ' are into it.
That's silly goys to you, pal. As in stupid stupid
Christians. When will they ever learn?
"With 'Meet the Fockers,' otherwise sane people in red
states were willing to fork over $6 — or however much
they pay for movies in their Third World economy — to
hang out with my parents for two hours,' Stein writes.
In other words, you goyish moviegoers put up with the
annoyance of people like my Jewish parents -- and even
paid good money for the experience. Can you believe
In typical L.A. fashion, Stein, the poor schlub,
somehow confuses "hot WASPy chicks" with "trophy
wives," but this is a guy who can equate Jews with
"And I love Jewsploitation," Stein writes. "It's what
we were doing already anyway. When you belong to a
people who can completely pass as white, you have the
luxury of exploiting your difference when it's to your
advantage and hiding it when it's not. It's why we
crafted this clever but adorably harmless image. We've
infantilized ourselves. Because hot WASPy chicks love
"Pass as white"? That's probably why Stein makes fun
of the "schwartzes" all the time. Yuck. Yuck.
That reminds me of a Jewish friend of mine who said
that the reason circumcision was promoted so much in
America was so that Jew haters would "never again" be
able to recognize Jews by the appearance of their
Jewsploitation? Is that like Anti-Semitism?
Let's see if the ADL goes after Joel Stein as a
Naah. I wouldn't bet on it.
* URI DOWBENKO is a media analyst and the author of
"Hoodwinked: Watching Movies With Eyes Wide Open"
His website is UriDowbenko.com.
For more information on Dowbenko's books Bushwhacked & Hoodwinked.
Copyright © 2005 Uri Dowbenko. All Rights Reserved.
* URI DOWBENKO is one of Alternative Media’s foremost writers and media analysts and the author of
"Bushwhacked: Inside Stories of True Conspiracy".
A distinctive voice of modern American journalism, he is also the founder of Alternative Media websites:
Conspiracy Planet.com, Al Martin Raw.com,
Steamshovel Press.com, and
Conspiracy Digest.com. His latest book to be published in Spring 2004 is called
"Hoodwinked: Watching Movies with Eyes Wide Open", the most politically
incorrect movie reviews ever published. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org
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